Roll your shit

Basically a way of saying "get your shit together" or to do whatever you gotta do to get shit done. Kind of a motivation

- Originating in the Netherlands, Maastricht
-By two stoners

It alludes to the act of rolling a joint which people who indulge in weed tend to enjoy

Rodrigo: "Damn bro I'm so fucking tired, I don't think I can be fucked to study for this exam, Imma just take the L and fail..."

Shanice: "Bitch stfu and roll your shit, you got this"

or

Sam: "Bruh I'm running late right now, I just missed two trains!"

Reneé: "Bitch roll your shit"

by GanjaGurl January 31, 2022

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006

Fufu Lame Shit

The ultimate in wack ass shit. Commonly used before saying gratata.

"That fufu lame shit I ain't wit it, I took some shots at your fitted. Gratata! Swag bitch."

by Yvng Draco April 6, 2017

shit hit the fan

Expression - A derivative of the original: "The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device". Used primarily to describe a set of circumstances where events became inflamed to a point that control was lost.

Her insults rolled of me like water but the shit hit the fan after she claimed to possess information leading to proof that my Mother wore Army boots.

by regedt32 April 6, 2004

Black Friday Shit

The enormous shit you have to take on the day after your huge Thanksgiving Day meal, which is Black Friday.

John: Hey man, did you get any good deals on Black Friday?

Gary: No man, I was going to, but I suddenly had to take a huge Black Friday shit.

by DMAc94 November 29, 2009

When the shit hits the fan

1.)When all hell breaks loose, Pandora's Box is opened, when you're screwed big time, and/or when yer fucked over.

2.)The moment at which fecal matter hits the spinning blades of an electric fan.

3.)A really good Circle Jerks song featured on the cult classic film Repo Man.

We just get by however we can. We all gotta duck, when the shit hits the fan!

Goddamit boy, how many time have I told you to stop shitting in front of the fan?

by Holy Dragon Sword May 14, 2004