shrimpbag

A shrimpbag is annoying child or very callow adult.. It's typically used in a sentence to describe someone who is annoying, short, and possibly "chubby" .... Little siblings will get annoyed and for those people who are known for a clean vocabulary ... This is the word of choice my friend.

Mother: Timmy you little SHRIMPBAG! You didn't do the dishes.... Whhhyyy?

Timmy: Wha...Why did you call me a SHRIMPBAG?

Mother: Don't back talk me!! ... Go to your room , you're grounded and I will call you a shrimpbag whenever I WANT TOO! .... SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG , SHRIMPBAG!!

Timmy: ** Hides in room for the rest of the day ** .... Mother why have you done this to me.. ** talks in deep voice with puberty cracks**

by cactuscutie432 September 20, 2016

shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes

That shrimpy jones has a small dick

by John to con June 9, 2016

shrimps & biscuits

When you wear open back/open toe shoes and your toes (shrimps) extend out too far and your heels (biscuits) extend out from the back of the shoe.

Example: Did you see her Shrimps & Biscuits? Girl, you better wear the right shoes for those feet.

by Jphoenix7x January 4, 2017

Shrimpy

A boy that says he has a slammer but he whips it out and it's a little shrimp 🍤

" Damn, you ready for this slammer Beth Anne ? "
" Yeah, I'm ready "

*whips out penis*
" Aww it's so small and shrimpy "

by -shakesomething123 January 15, 2017

Shrimpachiever

A shrimpachiever is someone who is very short, but overachieves in their respective profession to certain point. Russell Wilson of the Seattle Seahawks is a prime example of this. He is seemingly an effective quarterback, but then you realize he can't see over his offensive line and his success is predicated on if he can make an improbable, 360 degree spin out of a defender's grasp followed by a crazy, off balanced throw down field. He can only get you so far. He's a shrimpachiever. Other shrimpachievers include Boston Celtics Isiah Thomas, Game of Thrones star Kit Harrington, former Washington Husky Nate Robinson and CeeLo Green.

"You see the game yesterday?"
"Yeah, Russ looked overmatched again, I could literally see his eyes welling up in the 3rd quarter...what a shrimpachiever."

by Bloke G May 19, 2017

Shrimpy

A person with an abnormally large penis. Used as an ironic name, like calling a fat guy "Tiny".

"Woah, thats at least 9 inches. Now I get why you don't mind them calling you Shrimpy"

by Captain_Thunderpants July 4, 2017