Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job

Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener

by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022

Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.

I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.

by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022

the sharpest corner of a large stone

the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.

When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.

by herobrine049X January 7, 2023

Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.

David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.

by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023

Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Call Sharpz

“Shut up”

“Ugh call sharpz”

by bobsbangingburgers April 22, 2023

call sharps

shut up

“you’re a bitch”

“call sharps”

by L🔛🔝 May 10, 2023