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Pencil sharpener

Before you get a blow job your partner fills their mouth with cat litter then proceeds with giving you a blow job
Had to go to the hospital after getting a pencil sharpener
by Exit_69_BIGBEAVER October 6, 2022
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Knife Sharpener

Women over 50 who like to herk off men under 25.
I use to deliver flowers to senior citizens communities and score with a bunch of knife sharpeners.
by thedudebrown87 December 30, 2022
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the sharpest corner of a large stone (adage) - a proverb referring to the best ability of a person.
When it's about to hit you, and it's too large to escape from, you mainly try to get away from the sharpest corner of a large stone. Similarly, you should only show the greatest talents possessed by you to others—not the dumbest ones.
by herobrine049X January 7, 2023
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Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.
by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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Call Sharpz

Shut up
Ugh call sharpz”
by bobsbangingburgers April 22, 2023
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call sharps

by L🔛🔝 May 10, 2023
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