E-scorts

An alternative version of esports with a mixture of escorts. This is where the said Escorts compete to see who is best in the escort, e-scort competition.

Holy crap, I think I'm more into E-scorts that I am into eSports, lately!

by Heartbreakful Tinman June 22, 2017

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

by anon dot June 15, 2006

short

A person who does not fully understand what is going on in a situation that they are in.

She was short when we made a joke about that guy's tight jeans.

by Porcsha January 5, 2006

Too Short

not tall enough. lacking height.

joe is too short to ride the rollercoaster

by obviously a pimp June 15, 2008

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short bus baking

When someone tries to bake something and after looking at it, you swear it was baked by a retard who rode the short bus to school

"Man, BB's pie was short bus baked!"

by HJ September 28, 2004