seathing

Another way of saying a female is "on her period", "on the rag", or "bleeding".

Girlfriend goes from laughing to yelling to crying in less than 5 minutes.
Boyfriend suddenly realizes, "Honey, are you seathing?"

by KVthatsme December 1, 2010

front-seatin'

front-seatin' is when you sit in the passenger seat. If you are sick of yelling shot gun you can change your ways and start yelling... Yo I'm front-seatin'

(When you see the car)
Yo, I'm front-seatin' tonight.

by CarlaMarlaBarla August 12, 2006

Seattle Freeze

bitches be cold in the 206, gotta get em in bed before they even say hello to ur face daaaaamn

A: "This gurl i met at neumos last night had the seattle freeze"
B: "Oh yeah, why do you say?"
A: "Cuz i looked at her from across the room and she straight turned to ice"
B: "daaaaaaamn she got dat seattle freeze"
A: "Well wtf do i do about dat"
B: "Fuckin' talk to her"

by freezinmyassoff March 6, 2014

Seattle

Some shithole in the Northwestern USA that liberals like to make look good. It’s actually just a dump and is the asscrack and rectum of North America. Almost all people from the Seattle metro area are drug addicts and bums. They are also all hippies.

People from Seattle are very miserable people and are very stupid and are pseudo intellectuals and also Democrats. They are closeted Communists and Marxists. They also have poor taste in everything and are also delusional. They are also clueless but believe themselves to be smarter than everybody else.

We can all hope that the rest of the USA doesn’t turn out to be like that dump Seattle.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 27, 2021

Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.

I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

by Shakes,Chewy, and Triple TTT May 30, 2009

poop seat

The traditional name for a toilet on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts.

Popular use throughout New England began in the height of the old whaling days. When sailors returned from their long voyages, they were so excited to be able to sit down to defecate.

While the phrase is no longer used outside of Nantucket, it is still customary, particularly amongst the locals, to use the expression while on the island.

"Pardon me, is there a poop seat I can use?"

"The house has four bedrooms and two and half poop seats."

"Does anyone have to use the poop seat before we leave?"

by Jamie Panda July 21, 2006

Catbird seat

Tucked in between two rigs with ears on, one shaking trees, one raking leaves.

I was in the catbird seat all the way from Phoenix to Tulsa, hardly never got below 75.

by By Jove August 5, 2006