King Emperor Sammy

King Emperor Sammy rules the world. He is an international playboy and what he says goes. He is very rich and can buy the world. He is Catholic. He also knows that Michael Jordan is better than LeBron.

All hail King Emperor Sammy!!

by LordSammy October 10, 2022

amber and sammy

They make an amazing couple they have a great chemistry and get along great they will make a amazing husband and wife..

Amber and Sammy are great together

by Hello hoes December 9, 2022

Schrodinger's Sammy

A paradox of quantum superposition.

The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.

Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy

by h06i10 January 8, 2023

Tranny Granny Sammy

A trans grandmother who's named Sammy

Damn Tranny Granny Sammy is sucking my dick after butt sex!

by Kiddes123 January 11, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich

When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.

How did that nasty woman get pregnant? She ate plenty of Ohio Cream Cheese Sammich’s.

by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023

pull a Sammy

When you screw up in a very public way, and it was entirely unavoidable

Wow, he really managed to pull a Sammy this week! They had to shut down the whole website to fix it!

by Barry Cigars June 17, 2024