Simon Lewis

Twat.

You're such a f*cking Simon Lewis.

Who's that Simon Lewis. Twat.

by kikidiki May 17, 2016

Simon S

Is a jerk who probably lives in Texas. The type of person to play overwatch and get carried by his grandmaster buddies. The type of person to say yee haw all the time.

Simon S is carried in overwatch

by Unknownexpert16 September 6, 2018

Simon

a hot and sexy man that mostly abs and hypnotizes laddies with only a glance. usually from Australia.

"OMG Simon is so hawt."

by future tiger wood's wife November 13, 2018

stinky salmon

A stinky salmon is a trend on the rise in which an individual deficates into a condom and then freezes it and uses it as a dildo and penetrates a vagina.

Yo bro did you bang her out? Naw bro I gave her a stinky salmon instead

by Kjizzle September 28, 2013

Salmon arm

its when you fist either a girl or a guy closer or up to your elbow.

"Whats that smell dude?"
"its my Salmon arm" or

when you go to salmon arm, BC, at around 4:15-5 AM it has the remnant smell of MY salmon arm.

by Jonni Homicide October 1, 2009

simone

A Simone is a girl that can talk her butt off. She has an amazing sense of humor, but she can be so annoying. She's nice at times too. She has big dreams and can also talk her butt off about them too. I would keep her around she can really entertain you. But be prepared for ears to hurt :).

omg can u plss be quiet simone?

by hajilin August 23, 2020