The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Slurpy my swamp

Suck da vigina

U wanna slurpy my swamp

by anonymous April 19, 2021

meth swamp pedo whore

A cross between every kind of wrong a woman could be.

Did you see my Ex's new Karma punishment? She is a new breed we are deeming Meth swamp pedo whore.

by Starcitychild September 12, 2017

building a dream on a swamp

Wanting something that isn't practical.

"Laura is building a dream on a swamp, she wants to live on mars.

by kim December 18, 2003

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006