squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand

Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.

by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017

mouldy squirrel

A red squirrel that lives in a lady's foof and is therefore mouldy from the moistness

Are you going to wash your mouldy squirrel

by Scabby crow iv August 18, 2017

Squirrel

The pornstars of nature, because they love nuts!

Look it’s a squirrel!

by amara381 December 13, 2018

Squirrel Pig

Environmental police officer.

Hey, look a squirrel pig.

by ARVEDA December 14, 2018

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

a squirrel head

jackson presley

jackson presley is a squirrel head

by ndkfndnfjdjfjfjf December 24, 2018

squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 4, 2019