Social Resumé

A list of embarrassing/humiliating moments in your life that have happend to you in a social setting (i.e school, club, college, family dinner, ect.)

My Social Resumé consist of:
* Accidentaly farting in front of the boy I like.
* Walking with my pant zipper down in the aisle at church.

by DAR_2005 March 2, 2009

Social PMSism

The condition one has when they are open and communicative with someone and then a period of time later, they unexpectedly do not acknowledge the same person whatsoever .

Last year, he was like "Hey" to me, and this year, he completely ignores me. He must be in a period of social PMSism.

by paperfroggie August 26, 2009

social surfing

When you are on a social network and you see a name, photo, video or anything with a link and leave your current page to view that person's page.

Dave-"You were on facebook for a while."
Justin- "I was social surfing. Lots of people I don't know commented on your status. Just decided to check them out."

by dancesatwill December 28, 2009

sociaholic

someone that is constantly involved in socializing: always talking to someone.

Dorothy is texting and also IMing on facebook, shes such a sociaholic!

by cologne555 October 12, 2010

Social-liptic

A state of no return when someone becomes a self-shooter for social networking communities truly convincing themselves that others find them interesting due to the amount of skin they show.

So they went from douche bag to totally social-liptic with the last posting.

by mysterymeat4u November 4, 2010

social surgery

the swift removal of infected, parasidic and just plain full-of-shit people from your life.

i need to do some social surgery to my friends list

by trevsm May 9, 2011