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Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.
1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.
by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019
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snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.
Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.
by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023
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Gasket Snatch

Originating in late nineteenth century Bordeaux, a gasket snatch, from the French snache gasquite, refers to a particularly snug example of feminine anatomy.
“Merde mon frere, cette chatte est trop serree!” “Shittt my nigga, dat pussy is tooo tight”

“Merde oui, frere. T’ai la snatch gasquite” “shit yeah nigga, you got you a gasket snatch”
by Hebrewsallday July 31, 2023
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Snatch Kisser

A person with a profound love for pussy.
"Ck is a crazy snatch kisser", told Poori
by neonmonkey August 31, 2018
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snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.
Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.
by TNT X2 January 27, 2018
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Snatched

Guy 1: Yo. The girl my dormmate fucks while I'm trying to sleep is snatched.

Guy 2: Suck my dick.
by SmallpeepeeBetaMale March 20, 2024
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faggot snatch

by Yourmomshouldveswallowedyou March 20, 2021
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