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Facebook Slam

Sending a friend request so they see who the slam is from, then immediately blocking them. When they click to accept OR click on the profile of the sender, it sends you to the FU screen that facebook puts up when you're blocked. The message says:

"Sorry, this content isn't available right now
The link you followed may have expired, or the page may only be visible to an audience you're not in."

This is a rather personal way to be a gigantic steaming piece of shit.
"I facebook slammed my exe's friends, who I never spoke to on facebook anyway, but I want to showcase what an asshole I am, so I sent them friend requests then immediately blocked them."
by Leaving Commiefornia December 15, 2016
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clink slam

when you go into a room and drop a spoon then slam the door.
we went into a hotel room we were staying in and there were people so we clink slammed and left
by taz chain April 1, 2017
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golden slam

A term used by male heroine users when injecting their drug of choice in or around their genitals particularly in or around the head and or shaft of the penis
1: "did you hear about what happened to Amos?"
2: "na what's up?"
1:"man! He did a golden slam yesterday and now he's in the hospital with a plugged up urethra! The doctors had to lance his cock!"

2:fuck that!!!
by Muck Changione April 20, 2017
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mammoth slam

When you make your bitch ripple like a carpet
by Crims0n Chin April 23, 2017
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Squid slam

When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
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Clam slam

When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam
by Clam slam July 3, 2017
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