awky sitch

A shorter version of "awkward situation"

Mom: John, your father and I have chlamydia..
John: ......awky sitch, awky sitch!

by Sonson K June 18, 2007

far-sitter

A far-sitter is a restaurant patron who sits so far from his or her assigned table that he or she blocks traffic.

"I had to go to the bathroom at that restaurant, but I was blocked in by a far-sitter. I had to give him a butt-smack to get through."

by batguanomom September 24, 2011

Moisturize my situation

The state of being low on money and needing to find a source or better source of cash flow.

Yeah the job interview went well but it sounds like you don't make much starting out and you know I have to moisturize my situation.

by jdawg56269 March 27, 2010

shock site

A place to satisify that darker human sense of curiousity.

www.theync.com
www.snuffx.com are good starting points.

Shit, did you see that beheading from the shock site the other day, what a face!

by prof.reg.fritter July 2, 2008

Situation

anyone with a nose too big for their face and arms too big for their body.

Hojo is such a situation, just look at the incredible disproportion he possesses.

by provider44 January 20, 2010

Sith names

Names belonging to those who have surrendered to the Dark Side of the Force, i.e., Darth (whatever). Usually an English word beginning with the prefix "in-" with the prefix removed.

Examples of Sith names in the Star Wars movies included Darth Sidious (from insidious) and Darth Vader (from invader). Other possible Sith names could include Darth Animate, Darth Bred, Darth Cestuous, Darth Conceivable, Darth Continent, Darth Credulous, Darth Ductive, Darth Famy, Darth Finity, Darth Flammatory, Darth Genuous, Darth Sane, Darth Sipid, Darth Sinuating, Darth Sufferable, Darth Timidating, Darth Toxicating, Darth Valid, and so on.

by Gahmuret July 12, 2006