Mud Shark

A Fat white girl that sluts around with thug black guys.

Did you see so and so hangin around the p.j.'s again lookin for cock? She's suck a fuckin mud shark

by The Man 516 April 25, 2009

Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!

exclamation of great surprise.

"Hey, you know that woman in Mona Lisa? She's a bloke!"

"Well spank my ass and call me Charlie!"

by chad0x001 August 20, 2011

Mud shark

Any girl who ingages in sexual activity with a black guy is considered a mud shark.

Hey, john i hear marissas pussy is black from all the rub off.

John: what a mud shark

by Ohsamabinlady123 December 8, 2017

shwank

A shwank is the very precise art of having a shit and a wank at the same time such that you come at both ends at the same time causing you to pass out.

Also known as schwank.

Julian was found in a such a mess on the toilet. He must have had a Shwank

by Jizz_Staines April 1, 2008

Shark

Unlike some of the retarded, sexually related definitions on UrbanDictionary, this is the real meaning. A sea animal completely misunderstood because of the terror that Jaws brought. When they attack you, it's mainly because they misinterpret you as a seal (their eyesight is poor), and they rarely kill anyone. Tigers and elephants kill 200 people a year...sharks: 7. Yet people continue to save up for "Save the Elephant/Tiger" funds.

Sharks are sometimes hunted with huge, 60 miles lines. They get caught in the liens and since they can't move their gills to breath, they suffocate. Dolphins/seals also get caught in these nets, and cannot resurface for air.

They're used for shark soup, which is thought to be good luck. Yet it causes bloodshed for sea creatures. Why would this be good luck..?

Instead of writing a retarded sexually related definition, I've decided to supply you with something you can actually use, since most people who write stupid things on UrbanDictionary are 12 year old virgins and will never get the chance to try out the sexual moves written on other definitions. ((Sharks))

by Perokitune March 5, 2011

bear vs shark

A former Five piece indie band composed of friends from the state of Michigan. Their music includes quick singing with fast paced guitar riffs and drum beats.

Bear vs Shark was....will always be the shit.

by Pink1floyd November 11, 2006

Enos Shenk

A deity of coolness. Also a moderator of the Tippmann Fourms. Known for his hilarious netradio broadcasts, as well as heading up an IRC channel.

After LCPL Boudreaux knocked up his sister, Enos Shenk so got seconds!

by travis75 September 14, 2008