Walk of Shame

When Andrew Jackson forced the native Americans to leave their land and go to Oklahoma in the early 1800's.

Teacher: Many Native Americans died on that journey, that's why it's called the trail of tears
Joe: no, it was called the walk of shame, because they were ashamed to leave their land.

by Captain Morgan 420 December 5, 2017

the drive of shame

Driving home hungover after a night of drinking and sex. In the same clothes as the night before!

Nick: "Bro see that girl in the Benz."
John: "Yeah bro totally doing the drive of shame."

by kk&jj May 5, 2018

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

Lime of shame

Forced to ride a Lime (electric scooter) from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, etc..; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before, typically after a one-night stand.

Bro, I saw this chick doing the Lime of shame on Barton Springs this morning.

by necrospankula September 23, 2018

The Panama City Shakedown

This is when you pay a prostitute for sex. When she demands money and you don’t have it, there’s a phone call. That’s why the guy walks in. It is not fun from here. He basically just beats your ass until you have money. Gotta figure it out.

Hey Spen! Iwas trying to load up two prostitues and stiff them for the cash. Then some big bald bubble head came in and gave me The Panama City Shakedown. So he’s got a gun in my ass right now and I need 30 bucks...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 25, 2018

The uncommon shame

That moment when you find out your bestest friend is gay

You don't need a example, you probably can guess how The uncommon shame feels

by The Lasse November 14, 2018

Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.

Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.

by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018