Joseph's love

It's the kind of love that has no boundries. It's more than unconditional. It's that place between serenity and insanity. It's sacrificing one's own desires for the happiness of the other. It's realizing that she/he is the only person you ever want to wake up next to. It's not really something that can be explained; just felt. To put it another way, the feeling you get when gazing into their beautiful eyes and not just seeing them looking back at you. Rather, you see their soul. You see what can be. You see everything you've ever wanted and more bundled up into this one special person. It's the feeling of wanting to make them happy, even it means that she/he would be happier with someone else. It's the strength needed to give them time to think about what she/he wants and being able to respect their decision. It's a love that never fades.

I have a Joseph's love for Noel.

by dragontattoo86 March 2, 2009

Jordan's

Short for Air Jordan's. Air Jordan's; also known as Jay's, J's, or AJs are a brand of shoes produced by Nike which was designed for and endorsed by professional basketball player Michael Jordan.

Imma go get myself a fresh pair of Jordan's, gotta look fly so that chick accross the street will ask me out, yeahhh boii!!

by Talia.x November 6, 2009

New Jersey Bachelor's Degree

A high school diploma.

Frankie's family was so proud of him for getting his New Jersey Bachelor's Degree that they bought him a brand new car. He uses his new car to drive to and from his job as a fry cook at Sal's Kitchen.

by Poor_Woobie February 11, 2009

janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

by laurie February 2, 2004

JEW S A

This represents the jews in USA. The amount just keeps on getting bigger and bigger...It also means a heavily populated area of jews.

Dude-Why are there so many Jews?!
Other dude- This is Jew S A, get used to it.

by Sidhartha September 25, 2006

Jehovah's Splitness

The only real way you can deal with a JW that is a member of your family. No matter what you say you cannot convince them that they a working for an enormous tax dodge publishing empire based in NYC.

In return they have to stay away from you once you make it clear you think their beliefs are beyond whacky.

The result - you don't see each other, but you still get to go to all the fun things like birthdays etc without that freak being there. Win!

Bob: Hey, is that your brother in law? Lets go say hi.

Adam: Nah man, he's a JW, we are keeping our distance.

Bob: Sounds like some serious Jehovah's Splitness there bro?

Adam: Damn right, it's awesome.

by Witness the Fitness April 8, 2010

there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.

Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.

by julieann February 16, 2008