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Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014
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russian stovepipe

The act of wearing a beaver skin hat while danceing naked over a dead bear and licking your left nipple while a midget name francios fists your dirty little bumhole
Dude that girls crazy she wanted my pet midget to help her do a russian stovepipe
by mr obvious March 8, 2015
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Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.
Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015
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russian puppy

the process of having a three way with your girlfriend and your pet.
by Silverponyfucker December 19, 2016
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Russia Connection

Phrase used by Leftist journalists to invoke Red Scare-esque fear into the populace. It can mean anything from your favorite salad dressing, Russian dressing, or your great-uncle, Yuri, to a buddy from your study abroad program who lives in Russia.
The President of the United States and his cabinet have many Russia connections including that one Russian Scientist who gave a presentation on global warming.
by Chris Pratt's Husband November 2, 2017
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russian tank

Stalin's wet dreams ALL of your Slavic needs will be for filled the Russian tank has everything from warship turrets on wheels to blocks of Stalinist
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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