ROMAN TRENCH COAT

A woman who performs annilingus on another man with a plastic baggie as an oral dam. The man takes a massive/explosive dump and ruptures the baggie/oral dam.

1) While Shanikwa was eating my ass I purposely gave her a ROMAN TRENCH COAT

2) I always knew I did not care for Marissa and was only using her for sex given how promiscuous she was. However I felt bad when she was performing annilingus on me and I accidentally gave her a ROMAN TRENCH COAT. I guess I should not have had that big Mexican Dinner!!

by Kingofblumpkins June 30, 2007

my chemical romance

My chemical romance is a band CREATED to give narcissistic suburban children something to cry to. A Band that has spawned thousands of clones that sound relatively the same. Basically a boy band in black clothing...lacking creativity

The best friend in melodramatic teen girls and boys.

Has no real perpose or goal to there music. other than to sell records.

Part of the "emo" Gerne" Thats destroying music

some bands LIKE My chemical romance are : Fall out boy, coheed and cambria , angels and air waves, h.i.m, click five,new found glory, Rammstien, muse and practily any new band thats on MTV

by Ender Wiggin September 10, 2008

My Chemical Romance

A band that used to be awesome, but then they put out the album "The Black Parade" and became horrible conformist pop idiots.

My Chemical Romance was good when I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love and Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge were out, then The Black Parade was released, and they became jackasses.

by NerdfightingNinja January 8, 2009

My Chemical Romance

A 5 piece band from New Jersey. Hard to define genre, much like HIM, so they made their own (Death rock) which fits well. They aren't punk, and they aren't emo. These two genres and the MTV generation have just hijacked their concerts. Shouldn't be judged on just their singles, they're just the more catchy tunes. So many other songs (Cemetery Drive for example) are better, but wouldn't work as a single. The sort of band which gets too much stick from jealous posers. Quite close in sound to The Used, and very little like Green Day.

My Chemical Romance aren't fucking emo!

by Sporkehdude July 31, 2008

Roman Rocket

21st Century slang for a penis. See Roman Moretti

He pulled out his Roman Rocket and she slurped on the mushroom tip till he spewed custard all over the place.

by Andrew Heller February 11, 2005

Razorblade Romance

When two people a girl/guy are supposedly in love... but the gurl cheats on the guy like crazy and fakely loves the guy who will spill his heart for that girl and is a lonely stupid fuck who needs attention....he would even cut off his own finger to get the girls attention but in drama and art class where the guy isnt around the girl 3 guys will feel up the girl secretly and never tell the guy who loves her because the girl is just a try hard/push over and a complete wemo that completely has a different boy friend every week or two possibly even month... when the boy finds out about the girl he fake kills himself because is actually afraid of dieing like all other emo kids...the girl will usually get mad at the guy and shave off her eyebrows in the anual holiday of emo succubus voddoism wich is when they take the hair of their eyebrows and make a voodoo doll shaped like a victim to make emo and devour theyre heart like all other emo girls....

grow a pair of eyes you emo FUCK
me and my friends gangbanged your girl friend last night and she fucking shaved her eyebrows off and colored them blue.....
you two have a Razorblade Romance....
idiot

by King Heartless January 2, 2008

Speak the Roman

To talk simply. Usually said after someone says something really confusing or stupid.

Person 1: So from what you said, I really don't see how the fire would then not count as damage.
Person 2: Speak the Roman, man.

by Ub3r Obama April 29, 2011