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crotch rocket

something between your nuts and thigh that goes the speed of fuckin sound plus 5.
SOB my R1 fuckin smokes a Le Sabre with stage 4 heads and no muffler exhaust sport version driven by Arkansas original inbred
by Poop for the bears October 27, 2003
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Pasta Rocket

a pasta rocket is an italian sports car such as a
-ferrari
-masarati
-lamborgini
-pagani
wow joe you spent $300,000 on that pasta rocket, yet its still slower in the 1/2 then my bone stock vette
by Adam Spiel October 1, 2005
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crotch rocket

Dariel: So what happened last night? You and Keegan were getting pretty cozy.
Bree: There were definitely some crotch rockets going on. Nasa was basically taking off in my flaps.
Dariel: Solid!
by Dariel and Bree March 1, 2008
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Rasta Rocket

A Jamaican car, that sometimes is packed with rasta's
1. Tim : Hey Rach! Jump aboard the rasta rocket
2. Rach: Sure!!!
by S Priest May 2, 2007
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I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.
Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man
by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008
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crotch rocket

A device that boys w/ small penis's use to completely erase their brains or smear them all over the road. This device has the ability to make boys think they are cool when in reality they end up acting like idiots and killing people on the road after masturbating to "Biker Boyz". The one redeeming quality is that Darwin's Theory has full effect on this crowd.
Watch the evening news on most any summer afternoon to see an example of one of these boys riding crotch rockets becoming organ donors.
by john levendowski May 17, 2006
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