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Queef

Air in the pussy from having. Vigorous sex causing a farting and slurping sound.
I was eating her pussy and she queefed
by Louis missouri March 12, 2021
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queef

to quench or to spill fake or unwanted news
by raynaud October 15, 2019
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Queef

A relief of air expelled most commonly from the female genitalia. Producing a notable and distinct sound, the loudest queef recorded was created by a Michael while powerboating the Kiskiminatis(2018). Michaels have the rare ability to queef on comand.
Michael queefed so loud it put me to sleep.
by Kerolf June 14, 2018
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Queef

Water fluid coming from the viginal area
Yo bro I just queefed my pants

You are publicly arrested on this property for queefing
by Bebrbrbrb September 13, 2021
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Man queef

A high pitched fart that results from a man’s monumental efforts to tighten his anus during sex after a dinner that lead to extreme gas pains. The high pitch is the necessary differentiating factor from regular flatulence during sex. Like a female queef but in reverse, the female in this case is required to pretend it’s cute, regardless of smell. The high pitch demonstrates anus tightening warranting complete exoneration of the coutal male.
Oof. I let loose a man queef so bad that even she got grossed out. Good thing the pitch rendered it a queef.
by Daseinstruth October 16, 2020
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Scousers queef

The scousers queef smell stayed in my clothing
by Tedbundy666 March 15, 2021
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Queef

When you pull out and the girl farts out of her vagina
Guy: *pulls out*
Girl: *frrrt* oops I queefed
by Desert ridge middle schooler October 29, 2018
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