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Pole

Amber loves patryk he’s a pole
by Never know sksksk August 16, 2019
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Polenta

Literally the most DELICIOUS thing on the planet. It is an Italian dish, best made my your own Nonno. It’s made with buckwheat flower, water, butter and cheese.
“Hey Nonno, how long until the polenta is ready?”
by Sneaky Potato September 7, 2019
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Pole position

The position of sitting on a man's cock (pole) while watching NASCAR
Hey baby you qualified first, you're sitting on the pole position for this race.
by Toenuts October 2, 2019
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Pole sex

When your in you how and out of nowhere a pole crashes right into the center of your anus
Me: lalala
Also me: ugh that pole feels goo
Pole sex try it
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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Pole

Something a woman likes to dance on
by tëëf October 23, 2019
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Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole...

What you see when lying on yer side in da bed of a cruising pickup truck and watching da "rhythmically-wavy" line of da roadside utility-service cables going past.
If it had been da infamous "Hot Rod Lincoln" (as opposed to just a "regular" or "everyday" vehicle traveling at a "normal" 50-to-60 miles per hour) dat an observer had been riding in when watching da passing electric-wires, said wires would probably have resembled a "rapid heartbeat" EKG-line rather than just a moderate-speed "Pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole-dowwwwwn,uhhhhhp-pole..." --- da song specifically states dat "da telephone poles looked like a picket fence".
by QuacksO May 25, 2020
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Polendo

Polendo is the last name that belongs to an amazing person. Always there to make you laugh and there is never a hidden bad intention when it comes to their actions. If you ever get to be their friend consider yourself lucky. They have a pure heart that unfortunately gets stepped on from those around them that don't see their worth. If you ever get the chance to marry a guy with this last name, don't hesitate to say "I do".
Did you see the polendo kid? He's pretty great.
by Parker da goat June 19, 2020
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