polishing the buddha

to rub the round headed bald chap, achieving a good sahine in minutes. To flog the log, smack the salami

Judging by the crusty socks in his laundry basket, I think young Timothy has been polishing the buddha rather too much

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

Polish Immigrant

This is a Polish person which the English see as an immigrant.

Man: Oh look its one of those polish immigrants again!
Other man: Wait, yeah thats raf the one who came in on a boat
Man: There's a lot of them nowadays.
Other man: Yeah my dad lost his job because of it

by Critiql June 16, 2018

Sun poisoning

A term that uneducated peoples use to describe being sun burned.

I went snowboarding today and got sun poisoning!

by Mysterious Bitcx April 8, 2011

Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

polish thunderstorm

The act of tatty bangin a big breasted broad while pinching a loaf onto said lover's chest and simultaneously drowning her face with an immense amount of urine.

Dude, R Kelly gave my seven year old sister a Polish Thunderstorm. Twice.

by Ernesto July 15, 2004

Polish Jedi

When punishing your girlfriend (preferably polish) from behind, you withdraw your wet dink, and using stealth, replace it with a light saber. Now she can help to fight evil.

Man my girlfriend just isn't tough, I am going to turn her into a polish Jedi.

by PolishBikeride23 October 11, 2006

polish potato

a rock out in a hay field.

when you mow that field tomorrow morning watch out for hitting polish potatoes.

by dave4817 June 30, 2004