A person who is so fucking inbred and dense, they have to bring up politics even when the topic at hand, doesn't even fucking remotely relate to politics.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
Usualy in the comment section of an Instagram or TikTok post, pulling the most bullshit reason out of their ass about how Trump is at fault for a car accident in Georgia, or natural disaster in a different fucking country.
This person usually doesn't have friends, due to the fact they make politics and hating Trump their whole personality. They also lack empathy towards mainly Democratic people, and/or say stupid, rude, or threatening things to people, because of their fucking political opinion. They are also genuinely the most miserable people to be around.
News - "Breaking news tonight a 5 year old girl has died in a crash on I-95 in Georgia"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
Political Person - "Uhhhg, this would never have happened if Trump wasn't president"
Normal Person - "Can you shut the fuck up dude! Why the fuck do you blame Trump for fucking everything? And go take a shower, you smell like ass!"
by Urban_Alien_69 August 25, 2025
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Curious Carter: Hmm.. I wonder what liberalism means
Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah
Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!
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Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..
Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!
Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?
Definitely Not Biased Definition: Liberalism is common sense! Conservatives suck! Blah blah blah
Curious Carter: Well that doesn’t help at all. This is Political Bias!
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Curious Carter: I wonder what DOGE is..
Definitely Not Biased Definition: DOGE is the best thing to happen to murica! They’re the best no matter what!
Curious Carter: Why is it all Political Bias?
by very not pro person August 30, 2025
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A politard is someone who just can’t shut up about politics. Like they go out of their way to drags politics into every conversation imaginable. You could be talking about a puppy video and the politard responds with “dEmoCrAtS aRe SsOOoOo rEtArDeD, bRo! YaY trUmP!!” You could be talking about your favorite cake flavor and the politard rebuttals with “REpUBliCanS aRe A cAncEr tO tHe cOuNtrY, bRaH! hOoRaY fOr hArrIs/bIdeN!!” Like, can we not??
“Dude, I got a $700 parking ticket yesterday. How does that even happen??”
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
“BLAH BLAH LIBTARDS BOO! BLAH BLAH CONSERVATIVES WOO-HOO!!”
“Oh my god. Did you hear about Stephanie’s fiancé cheating on her?”
“BLAH BLAH REPUBLICTARDS BAD! BLAH BLAH DEMOCRATS YAY!”
To all the politards out there, do better. No one wants to hear this shit all day long.
by ✨ Kameron ✨ October 5, 2025
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Russia declaring war on Ukraine was a political tragedy
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself
No free healthcare? That's a political tragedy
George Bush was a political tragedy
This bill the politicians put in recently is gonna be a political tragedy
The United Kingdom is a political tragedy in itself
by mart60 October 10, 2025
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Instead of using bombs or guns, a politerrorist uses disinformation, intimidation, and the manipulation of laws, media, and institutions to gain or hold power.
They terrorise through rhetoric, not violence — by turning politics into psychological warfare.
Instead of using bombs or guns, a politerrorist uses disinformation, intimidation, and the manipulation of laws, media, and institutions to gain or hold power.
They terrorise through rhetoric, not violence — by turning politics into psychological warfare.
When a leader calls journalists enemies and brands opponents as traitors, that’s not leadership — that’s a politerrorist move.
by BigAntz October 19, 2025
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by Weber Areiv November 20, 2025
Get the political euphoria mug.A Politcult is a political group, party, or movement that exhibits the classic behavioral and psychological characteristics of a high-control cult, yet operates entirely within the mainstream political sphere, and whose members almost universally reject the notion that they are part of a cult.
Ever since he joined that group, he treats every opposing viewpoint like a personal attack; he's totally bought into the politcult.
by Silkie Chicken December 11, 2025
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