Pleasantly Petite

Describing something or someone that is charmingly small in size, delicate, and attractive, evoking a sense of delight and admiration due to their compact and appealing nature.

You're not short Martin you're pleasantly petite

by soggy_waffle_:) July 1, 2024

Pladimir Vutin

The successor to Vladimir Putin

there is no more vladimir putin, so we now got pladimir vutin

by SB018 October 23, 2024

plea bargaining

A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.

In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

Please, oh Please

African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.

- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...

by Mr. Please, Oh Please November 20, 2024

phead

Phead

A dazzling, legendary force of nature, radiating power, wisdom, and an almost supernatural charm. To be phead is to walk among mortals with the grace of a king, the wit of a genius, and the confidence of someone who knows they’re untouchable.

Only a true phead could pull that off!

by jisu 🖍️ February 18, 2025

Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by von groovy March 5, 2025