Phil

Usually the type of guy you see hiding in a primary school bush waiting to nonce on the little kids that come his way

What the bloody hell is that in the bush over there!? Is that a Phil again?

by Small Clive March 18, 2019

Phil

Dyslexic

Phil is dyslexic... What a melt

by Small milhouse prick May 21, 2019

Phil

When you extremely over wieght

You are very phil

by Woryhhijj June 25, 2019

Phil

Your creepy uncle who probably lives in either his moms basement or your attic. Phil usually has a talk show or works as a plumber for a cheap ass company anyways Phil has a van that van is white Phil rapes children in the night and sucks toes of hoes if you step into his van you get a tootsie roll 😰

Phil is so scary

by lil_wayne78 June 3, 2020

Phil

The dumbest human.

He’s a Phil.

by Catsmth September 29, 2020

Phil Fodder

Hottest man on the planet, except he can't score in the Under 16's
Also Known as Max Moore

God I Love 'Phil Fodder'

by The Twiss September 17, 2023

Doing a Phil

1. The amazing phenomenon of breaking things whilst barely touching them.

2. The ability to 'repair' an object usually by breaking it horribly.

Bob: It blew up! but he said he was gonna repair it!?!
Rod: He well did a Phil on that.

by XanT September 2, 2003