Pre-hab

A regimen of strength training and conditioning in preparation for a surgical procedure, usually orthopedic, designed to speed recovery.

The reason her recovery went so well and that she was back to playing tennis so soon was that she did her pre-hab.

by erlichmanr October 14, 2018

not pre worthy

a kind way of saying someone is trash.

"rsherrero is not pre worthy

by gonorstrom October 23, 2018

Pre-Beat

The act of beating off before work, school, appointment, and daily activity

John pre-beats before going to school so he won’t catch a erection during the day

by John handpick November 1, 2018

Pre-Hab

To abstain from drinking for a time period prior to a major drinking event.

"I am going to get loose on next weekend's camping trip. I better do some pre-hab this week.

by GetlooseAZ January 8, 2019

Pre EJ

Verb, describing the act of coming early. Usually used when describing a friend, known for coming late or not all, who surprisingly comes early.

Rodney: Hey Guys!
Craig: Whoa, looks like Rodney decided to come early this time!
Rob: You mean he Pre EJ'd?

by Jack Hoffsteter January 9, 2019

pre-columbian release

When a man rapes someone for the first time (male or female), and out of the excitement ejaculates before any rape actually occurs. Named after the notorious sexual offender Christopher Columbus

After claiming to have watched so much porn of harder and hardercore Ted Bundy went to rape his first woman however his intentions were abated by his pre-columbian release.

by Hardecore edgar poe June 15, 2018

Pre-heating the bathroom

Farting as you enter the bathroom to set the tone for the destruction about to unfold.

Brandon: *washing hands in office restroom* Hey Bill, how’s it going? Oh man, that is pungent!
Bill: Yep, just pre-heating the bathroom buddy. You may want to clear out before the magic happens.

by Hellbringer480v June 28, 2018