playing xbox

What you tell your parents or guardians you were doing in your room with your significant other, rather than telling them you were having sex in their house.

Parent: Hey kids, what are you doing up there in the dark?

Kids: Just playing xbox mom.

Parent: Who's winning?

Kids: It's a dead heat

by biggiesmalls.29 July 14, 2010

Playing the Sims

When your significant other is out with the baby, and you have time to masturbate.

I was playing the sims when my mom walked in on me.

by OniSan34655 October 26, 2011

Playing with hair

Shows control over a person or shows that you like someone .

She was playing with hair while I rested on her chest

by LARGEGAY June 22, 2018

Playing Twister

Having sex on top of a twister mat.

Madison and I love playing twister.

by Hijuhhejjsbfjf January 27, 2021

Got Hurt Playing Football

Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."

"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"

"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."

"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."

by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018

Platinum Shower

When a man showers a few/many woman with his cum.

Woman 1: "jeez your all wet"

Woman 2: "ye I got a platinum shower from Chris H"

Woman 1: "by yourself?"

Woman 2: "no there were 6 of us"

Woman 1: "Damn, Chris's a G"

by Chrisssssssssss mayn December 27, 2010