club penguin

A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.

I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight

by clout_dance_lit123 February 6, 2018

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

Mr. Popper’s Penguins

The act of getting gangbanged by penguins

Last night I was doing Mr. Popper’s Penguins and I lost my car keys

by Monteboi May 29, 2019

Penguin

- A penguin.
- a person of high caliber.
- being of high caliber.

- That black and white thing with a beak is a penguin.
- He was a penguin to do that for you.
- Man, that was so penguin.

by wisebutweary June 21, 2003

Penguin

That short fat guy who gets all the chicks.

Man, I can't compete. There's gonna be PENGUINS there!

by Boob Titson June 30, 2003

Angry Penguin

An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate

You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.

by Binary Nation September 12, 2004