Call of Duty

1) When you have to take sh*t.

2) A game full of dumbass nubs that can't even aim yet are able to throw tomahawks across the and kill you. These dumbasses can't even get a good kill to death ratio. These kids get 1 kill by the time they have 30 deaths, but when they get that kill they earape your ears by screaming, "OMFG I GOT A KILL THAT WAS SO KOOL!!!!!!".

Kid 1: Hi
Kid 2: Call of duty
Kid 1: You wanna play?
Kid 1: HURRY WHERES THE TOILET

nub ass kid throws tomahawk across map and kills you

You: "Breath In" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!
Dat Nub Ass Kid (with shitty ratio): FIRST TRY!
(Next Day) You: Fuck I'm on Youtube!

by Boost_Junkyy November 14, 2017

Upgrade Call

A phone call made or received, usually via wireless phone, which becomes heated and dramatic, eventually causing one of the callers to violently throw their handset and causing it irreversible damage making it necessary to replace the device with the latest available model.

I was feeling kinda lonely and decided to give my EX a call and guess who answers? My best friend. I should have known it would turn out to be an Upgrade Call. Oh well, at least my new phone plays mp3s...

by Sulm December 14, 2008

Cat called

Not always but usually a man calling a woman to get a lot of attention from the other sex.

1 : you are cute
2 : are you a cat called person?

by 459395 February 7, 2022

All Call

Is when you yell out the names of all the people in the bar you've slept with just to see all of their eyes on you at once

I think there are 4 girls here I've slept with...better do an all call.

by LadyPain January 12, 2015

vaseline call

When a sports official makes a really bad call that essentially guarantees a win for one team or player, then the tries to make up for it by making an insignificant ruling in favor of the team or player screwed over by the first call. The make-up call is the "vaseline" call because it's meant to lubricate the figurative anal rape of the first call to make it hurt a little less.

The refs in the 2/28/06 FL State - Duke basketball game had instructions to ensure a Seminole win, but at least they gave Duke a vaseline call near the end of the game.

by ghetto blaster October 13, 2006

call of duty

a term used to describe smoking weed on a weekend night
then trying to play call of duty while high

Tanner: So dude, what did you do this weekend?

JP: Worked and played some call of duty.

Tanner: Why the fuck would you play that game?

JP: No, no dumbass i played CALL of DUTY

Tanner: Ohhhhh duuude nice

by Balls to the Wall March 2, 2008

call dibs

Slang for proposing to your significant other.

Guy 1: Dude are you gonna call dibs on Abby? You guys have been together for like 6 years.
Guy 2: Not right now, but maybe after I graduate college.

Guy 1: You’ve been together forever, you might as well, but ok.

by skittythecute March 15, 2020