Non-romantic situationship

Definition:
A complex, emotionally enmeshed connection between two people who used to date, kind of still do emotionally, but now insist they’re “just friends” while continuing to talk for hours, share intimate life details, flirt occasionally, and confuse everyone in their lives including themselves.

Origin:
Usually evolves after a romantic breakup that failed to properly detach due to leftover fondness, emotional codependency, or an unwillingness to lose access to the only person who truly gets your weird jokes and trauma responses.

- “He’s not my boyfriend—he’s my non-romantic situationship. We only talk every day, share pet custody, and make each other jealous. Totally casual.”

by BeHumanOutLoud May 13, 2025

non higher

A person who doesn't understand the feeling of being high, or stoned

"Yo Jared was being a total buzzkill last night" , "Yeah he's a non higher so what'd you expect?'

by Buttfuck321 July 04, 2019

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 17, 2009

non-co-location

Not existing in the same space

the non-co-location of the workers made it difficult to correspond

by jshaw86 September 04, 2008

non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.

"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny

by Ash December 15, 2004

Non-sequiturially

Non-sequiturially

/ˌnɒn sɪˈkwɪtərɪəli/

adverb

1. In a manner that does not follow logically from what preceded it.

Origin: Derived from the Latin phrase "non sequitur," meaning "it does not follow."

"He changed the topic non-sequiturially, leaving everyone confused."

by Kichertasche January 03, 2024

Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia

A unique sensation when a substantial fart that percolates from the anus, past the taint, and through the labial folds.

Going down on Josie is a thrill, when she resuscitates her crabs during Non-fistulous recto-vulval peumo labia, it's crunchy vibratory affair. It gives a whole new meaning to low country crab boil.

by Dick Examiner August 26, 2018