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ninja sex

Contrary to popular belief, ninja sex does not have to be silent. It can include plenty of grunting, yelping, ass slapping, rapid bed squeaks, and dirty talk. Only the loudest screams of pleasure are discouraged, but are allowed if the place chosen to hook up is soundproof. For example, a bomb shelter.

To cover for noisy ninja sex, a covering sound is most common, although other techniques are also used (see above). All that is required for sexuals to qualify as ninja sex is that the sexuals are undetected by others not involved in the act.
Sontia tuned the radio in her boy's room to Radio Disney when she put him to bed, and turned it up a little once he was asleep, to provide cover for ninja sex with Tony.
by t_doffing July 20, 2009
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Nina

All Nina's are sexy and beautiful. They always put themselves down put at the end, they are like, DAMN! I'm awesome!! They love the 90's and videogames... Especially violent ones :-). Nina's are REALLY smart and creative. Take her to the mall, she'll run to hot topic! All dem bitches want her sexy body, like the Julian's or Robbie's; trust me. Never touch her toes, NEVER! She will bite off your arm. Plus, she go CRAZY for those pussies! Cats, you pervert! She LOVE cats! And pugs!
OMG, she aced the midterm!
It's because she's a Nina, DUM DUM!
Oh, right

There's a Nina bubbling up inside of me!

That song is totes Nina!
by Perry_The_Platupus<3 February 19, 2013
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nigfarmer

a chain of black african american farmers who have owned a piece of shit property for many generations (mainly for cotton pickn purposes) and still live on the property till this day barley makin enough cash to by fried chicken, crack, more crack, hookers, grills, rims, and really dope music beats those gorillas call music
Farmer Brown: Damn {sound of chew gettin spat out of a tractor} that nigfarmer over yonder pass dat highs ways aint makin enough crop to get him passst dis months pay
Farmer RedSkin: I reckon hes gonna have to sells the place
Farmer Brown: That old turds land at worth nothin more than a bag fool of sheep shit
by nigpalm June 9, 2007
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Ninjaa

Anjani = Ninjaa.
Used exclusively for a person who seems average, but hunt snorlaxi and eat zanahorias on a daily basis. Ninjaa's often do things that the normal person cannot do, such as access sparknotes on school computers and get starbucks in the middle of class. Response to everything is "Don't worry 'bout it."
Also used to describe short indians.
Person A: Woah, who is that short indian girl that's climbing up the wall?

Person B: Oh, don't worry about it. It's just ninjaa.
by LALALALLALALALLAindian. May 27, 2010
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text-message ninja

a kind of person that is never seen not text messenging.
damn, hat bitch is a text-message ninja.

____ ninja can also be used in other situations, jager ninja, iPod ninja, etc.
by Mo Sess January 4, 2006
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Red Lipped Ninja

When going down on a girl and in the process she starts her period, unknown to you.
"Jane forced him to munch the rug last night and he ended up looking like a red lipped ninja."

"Bobby was going down on Sarah when she totally red lip ninja'd him. What a bitch."
by thatoneguyuno May 11, 2010
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Ninja Movie

Ninja Movie n. Arguably the only kind of movie that matters. Particular high points include the films produced by Joseph Lai's IFD Film Arts in the mid-1980s.
"Yo dawg, grab that bag o' chips and a couple Colt 45s. We gonna watch a NINJA MOVIE."
by Mr. Pirate May 26, 2004
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