Nerd

A step above a geek. Nerds devote most, if not all their time to intellectual things.

"Because of my fascination with Quantum Physics, I was labeled a geek. This is an incorrect statement as "geeks" devote their time to video games and movies such as World of Warcraft and Star Wars.

I am a nerd, as I focus my attention on more intellectual matters."

-Proud Nerd

by Dark Soul X April 25, 2009

Medical Nerd

A person who has MNS.

This person is considered strange in some eyes but to some people particularly nurses in a hospital or Drs. is considered up their alley. This person is considered a Medical Nerd or MN because they love medical equipment, and/or love to talk about Drs. and nurse's jobs a lot, or some people just love studying the human body.

1. This dude is a Medical Nerd.
2. I know.
3. He tried to steal a pulse oximeter from the hospital one time, and the nurses just laughed at him, and took the pulse oximeter back.
4. What brand was the pulse oximeter?
5. It was Ohmeda 3760
6. Oh.

by 1992peter January 11, 2010

android nerd

kids that think android is better than iOS.

kid 1: dude, android is better than iOS
kid 2: only because you can afford iOS, you android nerd

by endyourselffaggot August 10, 2016

Nerd

An academic achiever, but inadequete at sexual and physical activitys. Nerds enjoy excessive intelligence and are very smart in subjects such as science and maths, but lack in the skills required to make it very far in PE. Nerds tend not to be very social, or popular. Despite this they hold high places in society, generally at the top end of the income lists. Unlike geeks, who can be identified by their lack of intelligence, and usually playing dungeons and dragons, nerds play an important role in common life.

Examples of Nerds in society include Bill Gates.

by Big-Fat-Nerd March 13, 2009

Nerd Flu

Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).

"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."

by Sourr Elizabeth April 30, 2009

Alpha Nerd

Contrary to popular belief, the Alpha Nerd is, as in software development, the lowest of the nerd hierarchy. The Alpha Nerd is not necessarily the least intelligent of a given pack of nerds, but instead is the most likely to come to erroneous conclusions based on information. The Omega Nerd is the highest of the nerd hierarchy.

Err is to Human as Error is to Alpha Nerd.

by llAVALANCHEll June 23, 2010