mirror message

a message written down backwards so it could only be read through a mirror

i didnt want people to read my confidential thoughts so i wrote it in mirror message

by tatomuck1 March 20, 2009

cumlative messages

message often appear in the media with such frequency that they form new meanings

how the public react to the cumlative messages

by teba September 29, 2009

Snow Massage

A snow massage is two handfuls of snow down the front and back of the victims jumper then massaged in vigorously !

John hit me with a snowball so when I caught him I gave him a good old snow massage !

by snowdemon3 December 20, 2010

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps October 19, 2012

tragedy massage

a massage without happy ending - sometimes you just want that but not much options at 5 am in the morning...

Tired and sore after getting out of work around 5am.
See a bright sign flashing "MASSAGE".
I pull up and inquire within....
Madame: Hello, you want massage?
Me: Yes.
Madame: $100 okay?
Me: Uhhh... How much for just a massage? Like, only a massage? I don't need anything else.
Madame: Only massage?
Me: Yes. I want a tragedy massage.
Madame: A what?
Me: A massage without a happy ending.
Madame: No happy ending.
Me: Correct. Can I have just a massage? Nothing else. No happy ending.
Madame: ....... No.

(credit: CH)

by pseuDonym_name_001 May 19, 2015

head massager

A little thing that's used to massage your head.It's better then life it's better than sex.
Best if someone else uses it on you.

Dude (insert_name_here) just bought a head massager its the best thing ever!

headmassagesexpleasurerelaxationnirvananohomomassage

by Kapronca August 2, 2016