Victory Munch

A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.

*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*

Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC

Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!

*Ryan runs away crying*

Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.

*whips out test showing 98%*

Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.

*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*

by SemenDemon24 March 24, 2019

True much

When someone is trying to convince you of his words, but you know that he’s lying.

Yesterday i took a photo with Brad Pitt
- True much!

by blink-off July 10, 2019

17th march

A beautiful gorgeous girl was born in the word you should treat her like you would like to be treated

Omg did you here a girl was born on the 17th march, isn't it exiting?

by anonymous November 30, 2020

Brute March

To forcefully mobilize or utilize a militant force. Unlike a normal draft, a Brute March typically consists of undesirables or those otherwise unwilling to fight.

High Command ordered an emergency brute march of the state's prisoners

by this handle is not in use May 30, 2021

21 march

You are sexy and people who are CALLED IZZY ROSE BLACKLAGE SHOULD DIE BECAUSE THEY ABUSE PEOPLE AND ARE MEAN 😢

Izzy is mean and 21 march should be celebrated well <3

by Judymoodyxo November 1, 2021

The Murph Zone

The place a person enters when they space out mid conversation. Usually he result of severe untreated ADD.

"Yo I was talking to him earlier and he completely spaced out mid sentence."
"Oh he just entered the murph zone don't worry about it."
"Oh, he should probably get medicated for that huh?"
"yeah"

by americawet February 8, 2022

Aussie Munch and Tuck

Going down on a female and then tucking her into bed

I gave her the ole’ Aussie Munch and Tuck last night

by smittybones February 2, 2023