A Victory Munch is an act of self-pride and success. It is an honour to recieve such a title. A person is awarded the ‘victory munch’ when they have scored the highest mark on a test or exam out of the class. This act consists of ‘munching’ at least 2 cm of a blue, non-toxic glue stick. This ritual is most common in the gangs of the northern suburbs of Melbourne. This is an honour only given to the few who prevail and stand at the top of glory.
*Ryan walks with pride to his friends*
Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC
Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!
*Ryan runs away crying*
Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.
*whips out test showing 98%*
Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.
*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*
Ryan: Guess I’ll be getting the victory munch this time boys. Just got 90% on the SAC
Jesse: Nuh huh. Not this time. I got 92%!
*Ryan runs away crying*
Jeremiah: You stupid fool. You believe you have the victory munch this time.
*whips out test showing 98%*
Jeremiah: What now. You gonna cry. Maybe piss your pants.
*Jesse runs away crying with pee running down his legs*
by SemenDemon24 March 25, 2019