michi

being lazy af, only moving when sth threatens your life

Brane, you have been playing pc games all day long. You even shit on your chair cuz you were too michi to visit the goddamn toilet!

by Excor November 2, 2017

michigan margarita

When you run out of ice and use the snow from the front yard.

Jim: hey do we have enough ice to make margaritas?

Dave: no but it’s December we can make Michigan margaritas

by Mudjacker January 6, 2018

muchie

To smother, to pester, to invade space

I and the rest of my family muchie our dog; we can’t help it, he’s too damn cute!!!

by Gemini Lesbian May 5, 2018

Munchies

From a non-smokers perspective, probably the worst thing to experience if you life your food.
When a person who was recently high feels the need to eat, mostly sugary foods.

One of the main reasons not to live with religious pot heads, as you’ll quickly lose all your good sweet food.

“Where are the crispy m&ms, Jason?”
“Soz man, got the munchies last night”

by cihpaD April 8, 2018

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018