muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

by candiipaint July 26, 2009

muffinkiller

a person who will steal your girl, be a buzzkill, or just piss you off

Keep being a muffinkiller, and I swear I will punch you square in the face!

by chaselc June 18, 2011

frumpy muffin-tuck

A chick with poor posture tucking her muffin-top in by pulling her jeans up too high.

"you know that bitch has a muffin top, tucking it into those high ass pants won't fool us, and she should learn to walk right!! That's a frumpy muffin-tuck!!"

by Stevo1981 April 3, 2008

pud muffins

the head of the penis (the pud) is chopped off and cooked and flavored to make muffins. it can be served with frosting or any topping you like. they are made in a pan and can also go good with a shot of jizz juice.

Dude: these are amazing!!
Chick: thanks! do you really like my pud muffins?
Dude: yes i love them! i need the recipe!
Chick: grab a knife and pull down your pants!

by hi2224 November 10, 2010

Stud Muffin Top

When an otherwise attractive guy has a muffin top.

He was a stud muffin when we met...then he started drinking a lot of beer and playing a lot of video games. Now he just has a stud muffin top.

by ChelseasKingdom July 18, 2011

Don't front stunt muffin

Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.

you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"

Rachel: reply's "maybe"

you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!

by corvo21 May 12, 2011