an african vagina monster looks much like a large, more vagina-shaped tiger lilly, with the same coloration of the petals but it has teeth, it is not at all like a venus fly trap, do not confuse the two, while venus fly traps trap flies with theyre long, thorn like "teeth", AVM's do not trap, but just eat (with teeth much like a sharks)things, they ae most like to eat penis, fingers, tongues, or condoms. Fear this creature. it is exotic, but fierce.
by Hollace May 31, 2006
Get the African Vagina Monster mug.by G-Union May 6, 2003
Get the Cookie Monster mug.Related Words
Mooster
• Moosterbating
• Moosterbeef
• Moostery
• Poip the Mooster
• monster
• monster cock
• momster
• Monster Energy
• monster mash
A potent, tasty, liquid concoction of caffeine, sugar or sugar substitutes, taurine among other strange and harder to pronounce substances. Often gives the drinker a rush of energy, and an all-around good feeling but leaves them with an epic crash. Comes in many great flavors including Khaos, Assault, locarb and even Java varieties. To some its addictive as crack.
Me:Dude that guy is all strung out on Monsters, I think that's his third one today.
John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
John: Holy crap that is a big can.
Tim: Yeah its the BFC Monster...BFC get it?
John: Oooohhh, (chuckles).
by monsterluver March 29, 2009
Get the Monster mug.noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
by Madame Mame March 23, 2011
Get the cunt monster mug.Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"
P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the
other poor unsuspecting pups there."
Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the
other poor unsuspecting pups there."
Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".
by nar August 26, 2014
Get the monster minder mug.The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
by Talbot a. Sanders February 18, 2009
Get the Vaj Monster mug.