Cookie Monster

Someone who gets alot of pussy.

Guy 1: Dude did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah I did, you know how I roll.
Guy1: You are such a cookie monster man.

by Nigga Mayne December 6, 2010

Fondle Monster

Someone who randomly grabs tits and boobs because they just have too or want to.

Also someone who likes to play with there own boobs a lot.

Girl: OMFG!!!! Stop being such a fondle monster and Get your Hands off my tits !!!

Guy: I can't help it there so perfect i have to touch them D:!!

by CXDGingerBastard December 21, 2010

Spotteh The Pie Monster

The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.

'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'

or,

'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'

by The Pie Monsterologist January 18, 2010

Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

by Schlichting October 1, 2005