sponge monkey

Those little hamster things on the Quiznos commercials. They are the pimps of the mascot world.

If you hate the sponge monkeys than i'll kick your goddamn ass. Bitch!

by Vicious1988 March 8, 2004

monkey kiss

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

chiba monkey

Stoner.

I don't want to go to the party, there's going to be a bunch of chiba monkeys.

by The1&OnlyOgre January 22, 2014

Canal Monkey

Any person who originates or lives in Italy, more specifically in the city of Venice. Also can be referred to as a Canal Kid.

Hey look at that Canal Monkey walking down the street. Bet his parents own a pizza place too.

The Canal Monkey's signed a bad deal with Hitler in World War II.

by sheenesteevezismydad March 25, 2017

sketch monkey

sombody that is really paranoid when they are ''high,stoned,baked,''.
or also can be used when a person acts stupid when they are ''high''.

ex1.sketch monkey: a dawg u got eye drops?
hommie: na dawggg but ur eyes are fuckin white geee??
sketch monkey: why do u have to lie!?
hommie: I iant dawg ur eyes are white!, u fuckin ''sketch monkey'' lol.
ex2.

hommie: are u ganna take a hit rite here in class??
sketch monkey: yea why not??
hommie: dawg ur a ''sketch monkey'' ur ganna get cought up.
sketch monkey: hommie ur a ''sketch monkey'' nothings ganna happen mr.teacher is old he wont smell shit.

by PLUSnooneelse. February 23, 2011

monkey chick

Female that enjoys/craves wild uninhibited sex, and/or actions and sounds during sex that the observer would consider to be imitating a monkey.

"Me Tarzan, you Cheeta!" =0P (...if Tarzan had a thing for monkey chicks or female monkies)

"Duuude, when we were getting it on she turned into a real monkey chick!"

by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004