Weed-midget

A small squeaker that is a pot head.

John: Dude, do you know Adam.

Ray: Yeah dude, that kid is really short, and he's a pot head

John: That kid is a weed-midget.

by guitarguy123 May 9, 2010

Mingebag

A name given to someone who is tight with money

" get a fuckin round in ye Mingebag "

by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Minger

someone so hideous you'd rather castrate yourself than look at their fat, ugly face for one moment. they generally smell like cats piss.

by i hate mingers August 19, 2003

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan

also known as to smoke marijuana

"Hey Jarred, do you want to stop my place to help me reveal the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan?"

by James April 20, 2005

Minger

A person who is perverted and creepy
Verb: Minging

Josh McManus is such a minger
Dude, Josh McManus keeps minging on me
I keep catching Mania minging on me, what a complete minge

by Hairy Carpet Chinese Girl May 6, 2011

mingeface

Offensive synonym for Cuntface but even more offensive (likely to be unbareable to your nan).
or
A pasta based welsh dish from the valleys.

Oi.... you mingeface

Alright you mingeface, do you fancy some mingeface.

mmmmmmmmeeeehhh nice smelling mingeface.

by Simon, DeSmet (Arthur) December 27, 2005

Midgeon

A unit for measuring pixels on a computer screen; there are 7.3 midgeons in a centimeter.

NOOOOO, move you mouse to the left 19 midgeons to close that fucking window!

by clavis jotey November 15, 2004