death metal

Death Metal is not for the weak. Death Metal is for the chosen ones who see the vision of darkness and believe that eternity exists through sacrafice of the meek. DEATH METAL IS NECROVORE.

Kill Yourself if you do not believe. If you are too weak, call me, I'll kill you myself.

Lick your wounds and bleed again!!!!!

by jsh February 29, 2004

metalcore

The latest trend in metal music... if you want to call it that. Metalcore is a genre crossbreed of heavy metal and hardcore that claims to be better than its nu-metal predecessors, which in some ways is true. However, metalcore is bad in it's own right. For example, every metalcore band sounds exactly the same, and god forbid the lead singers actually try to "sing" for once instead of the usual incoherent bad screaming. Metalcore is also unappealing and unlistenable to all but a small audience of devoted fans, as the songs lack any real hooks which keeps it from getting too mainstream, a double-edged sword. Metalcore has its ups, however; most metalcore bands are at least twice as talented as their nu-metal counterparts (instrumentally) and lacks the annoying rap aspect of said music. Heavy Metal fans should own at least one decent metalcore CD from bands like "Down the Sun" or "Sinai Beach", if only for the sake of being obnoxious and blasting it in your car with the windows down.

Metalcore... whatever...

by Chernorizets Hrabr June 7, 2005

Nu Metal

A weak genre of music that's not at all technical or challenging to play. It consists of dressing up in boiler suits and masks and playing one fingered downtuned powerchords constantly, as Nu Metal groups are unable to play decent leads or solos.
See also: mallcore,shitknot,newb metal

Lamer: "Mudvayne is the heaviest shit evaqua!!!111oneoneone"
Dave: "I don't know about the heavy part, but they sure are shit."

by Davester6675 December 4, 2004

Metal

Genre of music with many different sub-genre's. Metal first probally started during the Mid 60's with Psychadelic rock bands such as Iron Butterfly, etc..and then evolved into Black Sabbath, ACDC, etc. Today, there are many different sub-genre's of metal, including, but not limited to: Death Metal, Progressive Metal, Black Metal, Doom metal, Melodic Metal, Power Metal, "nu-metal", Thrash metal, Speed metal, and many more..
Some good metal bands: Dream Theater, Odin's Court, Helloween, Burzum, Symphony X, Liquid Tension Experiment, Dark Tranquility, Opeth, Sacrilige, and thousands more!

Jimmy: Hey that Opeth concert owned!
Bob: Yeah, It was really metal!

by antipopular December 2, 2003

Metal

A sub-genre of rock music. Notorious for being heavy (hence the name, heavy metal), dark, and often deep pitched. The bass and drums are often played in sync while the guitar plays the main rhythm with riffs, licks, and chords. Stereotypic metal is often associated with darkness, destruction, pain, and Satanism. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the music mommy and daddy warned you not to listen to.

The father of metal, Ozzy Osbourne, bit the head off of a bat during the song "Bark At The Moon". THAT is metal.

by Armthehobos July 12, 2007

MegaLAD

A lad of such monumental proportions he ain't got time for general nonsence. All about boozing, shaggin and lad-ing at every opportunity. Specialising in the creation and serving of prime ribs of banter. Typically aged between late teens and late twenties, although MegaLADS have been known out side of this range. The MegaLAD forgoes all things in search of banter.

- Been Lairy
- Necking Pints
- Shagging
- Having it large

"Jeff just dipped his helmet in this lads pint and made him down it.... MegaLAD"

by JJB1987 June 26, 2012