Magic bedhead

When you wake up and instead of destroyed hair your hair is positioned perfectly

I woke up to discover i had magic bedhead

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

mafia dame

The wife, husband, little brother, sister, girlfriend, boyfreind, ect, or anyone who is in a protected role by either the leader or someone high up in the Mafia.

Very few people attempt to go anywhere near or do any harm to said person because if they do the mafia will most likely tear them to shreds.

Yes it does apply to both genders.

Example: "Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math".
"Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame".

-"Hey i really want get with that blonde in AP math" "Dude are you an IDIOT! here brother runs the gang, she's a total Mafia Dame"

by NAtwins July 10, 2014

magic smear

When somebody smears MDMA across both lips without your knowledge or say so.

Dave totally gave me the magic smear when I was out for the count with my eyes rolled back in my skull.

by sharkdogg March 21, 2015

magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 18, 2015

mafiaficiality

When an organized crime group becomes so large and popular, it becomes official. Also known as a 'government'.

The United States is the deadliest, most badass mafiaficiality in recent history.

by runvnc October 6, 2015

magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016