elcapitan morgan

A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.

Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???

Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan

by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013

esther morgan

beautiful ranga and is happy has a big heart, she likes nachoes and mexican food

esther morgan is a beautiful ranga

by gary1234567867 May 26, 2014

robert morgan

Fatass with a tiny dick

Robert morgan is a door

by willy wonkea February 17, 2015

craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Bryon Morgan

Some one who joins the navy to get hormone medications to change his sex. Then creates a grinder account to find Morgan's dad, @morgansdad@grinder.

I joined the navy for the awesome bennie's and the hormone medications you can get, because I recognize myself as butch women. So, you can call me a Bryon Morgan.

by brad-shaw November 4, 2016

Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017