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Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.
John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!
by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009
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Metal Gear Solid 3

A great videogame on the PlayStation 2, released orginally as Snake Eater in late 2004. (Early 2005 here in the UK/Europe) - A re-release coming out in 2005/2006 called Subsistence with an updated camera amongst other things.

Third game in the Metal Gear Solid series, and (in my opinion) the best MGS game, because of the great memories with friends, great story, good gameplay and moving characters.

The game takes place 40-50 odd years before the other Metal Gear Solid games, and puts you in the boots of Naked Snake - An American ex Green Beret turned CIA operator who infiltrates a Soviet jungle to rescue a scientist called Sokolov - like the other MG games, it twists and turns greatly.

You use camouflage to hide in the jungle, CQC to eliminate enemy soldiers, and you hunt for animals and plants to fulfill your stamina from time to time.

I urge anyone to try this game, it may be old, and have a sequel out Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of The Patriots on PS3. But to me, it's the best one in the series.

I recommend Subsistence.
Metal Gear Solid 3 is amongst my best videogames ever played alongside 007 Goldeneye on N64, Super Mario 64, Grand Theft Auto III and Metal Gear Solid 2.
by YA meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 27, 2009
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Metal Gear

A gigantic walking war machine ;) Produced in many different forms such as Metal Gear RAY and Metal Gear REX. It appears in the Metal Gear games.
by Shotaneko-Kev September 28, 2003
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Pirate Metal

A variation of folk metal or power metal characterized through many thematic nautical melodies. It began with bands such as Running Wild in 1976 and continues today with such major names as Alestorm. The newest addition to the Pirate Metal genre is a band from Dublin called Wheels of Poseidon.
Wheels of Poseidon will be opening for Alestorm tonight at the Pirate Metal-fest
by Shoutin Will Bellamy January 23, 2011
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Metal Elitist

A person who hates most metal that is popular, and would rather listen to some shitty metal band with a name nobody would care to pronounce correctly and a fan base of 5 people in the whole world. Anymore is considered too popular for their liking and is automatically deemed a shit band. They will flame the 13 year olds who mistake nu-metal bands for actual metal.
Metal Elitist: Dimmu Borgir? They suck shit balls. They're sellouts, and their shitty music isn't metal. Go listen to some Korpiklaani.

Oh wait, I just found out that 10 kids at my school like them, nevermind, they suck ballsack also.
by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 6, 2009
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jazz metal

1. The most Metal of Metals

2. A highly technical genre of progressive death metal which first emerged in the late-80's. Its Music is frequently driven by very prominant basslines and is characterized by its use of heavily distorted guitars, harsh vocals and fast-paced heavy metal riffs alongside jazz-like progressions and rapid meter changes. Largely seen as the red headed step child of the metal-world because of its bizarre hybrid nature - too harsh for media glam and too light for the regular underground scene.
D - "Hey, man, what kinda music are you into?"
T - "Jazz Metal"
D - "What the hell is that?!"

Bands - Atheist, Cynic, Aghora, etc.
by Cíor Thuathail January 11, 2006
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