a derranged child found wearing trackky bottoms (tucked into white sock), classic shoes, burbury hat and usually has some sort of speach impediment to make them sound hard , dirt rubbed onto face for added affect
by rio December 19, 2003
A man in his mid-late 40's who spends most of his spare time at the beach. Often seen wearing an army cap, aviators and short swimming shorts.
Usually in pretty good physical condition, he is fully aware of this and likes to show it off. The Master Chief will do this by spending the majority of the day standing up with his arms folded, casually observing everything that goes on around him as if he's the master of all he surveys.
It is for this reason that some have also come to describe the Master Chief as the Master of the Beach.
The Master Chief may or may not be married. In cases where Master Chief is married, his wife will often sit on the beach for the majority of the day with the couples offspring and not communicate with her husband unless he speaks to her first.
In cases where Master Chief is not married he will move from spot to spot on the beach and quietly observe. It is this behaviour which highlights the difference between the un-married Master Chief and the Archetypal Old Mate, as the Old Mate will move from spot to spot on the beach and actively seek to engage others in (often unwanted) communication.
The first Master Chiefs were originally found in France in the latter part of the 20th Century but since then have spread to every continent in the world.
Usually in pretty good physical condition, he is fully aware of this and likes to show it off. The Master Chief will do this by spending the majority of the day standing up with his arms folded, casually observing everything that goes on around him as if he's the master of all he surveys.
It is for this reason that some have also come to describe the Master Chief as the Master of the Beach.
The Master Chief may or may not be married. In cases where Master Chief is married, his wife will often sit on the beach for the majority of the day with the couples offspring and not communicate with her husband unless he speaks to her first.
In cases where Master Chief is not married he will move from spot to spot on the beach and quietly observe. It is this behaviour which highlights the difference between the un-married Master Chief and the Archetypal Old Mate, as the Old Mate will move from spot to spot on the beach and actively seek to engage others in (often unwanted) communication.
The first Master Chiefs were originally found in France in the latter part of the 20th Century but since then have spread to every continent in the world.
Master Chief casually observed the antics of the other sun lovers on the beach in a calm and calculcated manner
by cheremiah September 05, 2010
noun/adj.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Some fagbag who can't go for an hour car ride without playing a computer game on his laptop, which can only be played via headset while sitting in the backseat to provide ultimate reaction space. This person is usually above the adult age of 24 yet thinks hes pretty smooth wearing those roller skate shoes that 7 year olds whip around on. Also, they generally have no conversational skills at all, thus resulting in constant movie quotes at social gatherings such as dinner.
Steven was a total joystick master last night. He had a drink at the bar then said he felt sick and left, probably to go converse with other final fantasy members via internet.
by Ultimate Joystick Master August 15, 2006
by beenabitchoncetoomuch August 14, 2009
by Rick D. July 25, 2003
a slice of mesh used to filter out shake in any sort of smoking apparatus. named after the ATHF character, but it also will master your shake.
by xxexplosivoxx May 15, 2003
A vaguely passable show, let down by the terrible animation common to many carttons of that era. The remake is absolutely shit. I mean, they have lasers, so why do they fight with SWORDS?!?!
by Darth Ridley May 12, 2005