Hot-Pocket Master

A person, usually a male college student, with an extraordinary ability to make Hot-Pockets.

Qualifitcations include:

Possessing a drivers license(needed to go to the market to get the Hot-Pockets)

A car(also needed to obtain Hot-Pockets)

A freezer(needed to store Hot-Pockets)

A microwave/oven(needed to prepare Hot-Pockets)

Alex is obviously a Hot-Pocket Master whereas Morgan is not.

by BarberShop May 21, 2008

Gutter Master

1.Someone who turns anything anyone says into a dirty comment
2. The master of the dirty minds
3. Dan

Jen "How low can you go?"
Dan "Was that sexual?"
Jen "What? its a song?"
Dan " No you said how LONG can you go?"
Dan "Wait let me check... o yeh your right lol"
Jen " Wow your such a Gutter Master"

by The Gutter Master Himself February 23, 2010

connection master

a connection master is a selected one who has the power to make connections. a connection is between a pair, once the connection masters have connected them, they are a 'thing'. They work in paris, and there may only be one pair of connection masters at a time. There is currently a connection master pair working, and they will not be another pair until this pair have resigned.

there are rules to being a connection master, firstly you can't make connections with bad intensions. Secondly, you can;t be connected ever. Thirdly only the connection masters can make or break connections. The connection masters have it tough as many are jealous of their power and try to fight them for it, in this case tehy are allowed to do whatever to fight back, they may even break rule 1...

max and ella (the connection master) were walking down the street, when they noticed a pair standing next to each other. Max and Ella turned to each other an screeched "CON-NEC-TION" and the pair were connected.

by the connection master January 7, 2013

Queef Master

Steve Downs- the king of all queefs. He can identify a women by the smell of her flatulence coming from her Twat

Hey look queef master Steve just got queefed on by the queef queen and is basking in it to decide who she is.

by supergaypikachu March 15, 2010

snatch master

a person who is pimp and can get pussy on the first date

check out tom he is such a snatch master he said three words and that bitch was on her knees

by Don English January 31, 2005

dyke master

When a man has a girlfriend and she leaves him and becomes a lesbian.

That guy is a dyke master, all the girls he has been with have gone lez.

That guy sure knows how to make girls lesbian, what a dyke master he must be.

Here comes the dyke master, he turn cock suckers into rug munchers.

by Max Flow April 21, 2008