sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks

Dude that guy is a sack lapper.

by DeeshChrushCourt May 13, 2005

Gaming Laptop

A Slang for "Trash gaming desktop."

bro, your PC is worse than a Gaming Laptop

by whyiseveryonemakingstuffsus December 19, 2021

cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006

Laposta

Italian slang for lazy person with a small dick. In some areas its used to describe someone unusually skinny, pedophilia, and I've even heard homosexual. The word has different meaning based on where its said, but it all references Italians.

After a threesome with some extremely hot girls, Jason, who was not performing up to satisfaction, was told that he was a Laposta.

by The One Italiano January 5, 2009

ceedus lapeedus

What all the coolest kids of the 21st century are saying

Can be used in place of any of the following:

Oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm so fucking horny
Niggas be trippin G
Remember when Fergie pissed herself on stage? WASN'T THAT NASTY!

No example is needed friend, get creative.

Oh fuck, apparently the word has to be in the example... ceedus lapeedus

by Spider-Dan August 19, 2007

cunt lapper

an expletive -hurled, or even casually tossed, at straight jerks (mostly male) by fags.

as in "Go home and lick your mama's twat ya filthly cunt lapper"

by Virginia Trembles November 24, 2006