hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
by Anonymous September 6, 2003
Get the liposuction mug.1.) someone who talks out of their ass and always thinks they are right.
2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.
3.) my housemate
2.) a person with self-esteem so low that they have to talk shit on everyone else so they can feel better about themselves.
3.) my housemate
1. (friend 1) - man, do you smell that?
(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips
2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?
(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.
(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.
(friend 2) - (sniff sniff) yeah, smells like shit lips
2. (guy 1) - dude, mikey is such a bastard. why does he always smack talk me when i'm around?
(guy 2) - he can't help it man, he's got shit lips. it's his nature to be an asshole.
(guy 1) - i thought i smelled ass cheese.
by kiss me arse August 6, 2008
Get the shit lips mug.by Hotwiredbutterfly November 9, 2004
Get the Lipstick mug.It's poppin'.
Girl 1: Hey Cheryl! Love your lip gloss!
Cheryl: Thanks!
Lil' Mama:
It's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin'
What you know bout me
What you
What you know bout me
What you
What you know bout me
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standin' at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
Cheryl: Thanks!
Lil' Mama:
It's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin', it's poppin'
What you know bout me
What you
What you know bout me
What you
What you know bout me
What you know
They say my lip gloss is cool
My lip gloss be poppin'
I'm standin' at my locker
And all the boys keep stopping
by Hihihihibye December 23, 2008
Get the Lip gloss mug.A derogatory term originating from Northern Canada, the original definition of which is lost. Used as a broad insult against geeks, gingers, environmentalists and homosexuals.
by Captain Kerplunk September 13, 2011
Get the lipswap mug.A woman who possesses co-dependant traits and is both possessive and controlling with regards to the men she dates. The male gender's underlying assumption is that said woman's boyfriend remains in this unhealthy relationship due to the sexual gratification the female provides, specifically, fellatio.
A common turn of phrase pertaining to this is "He's being whipped", which means that the person in question is being dominated or controlled, historically represented by a whip, which was used to drive slaves.
When a man dating a woman with whip lips has his girlfriend/wife overtly make a controlling gesture or demand, verbally or otherwise, friends in or near the occurrence often make a whipping sound, such as *Wha-chu*, immediately after said girlfriend is out of earshot to denote the fact she has whip lips.
Also jokingly referred to as Whipelipsy, a play on the disorder known as Epilepsy.
A common turn of phrase pertaining to this is "He's being whipped", which means that the person in question is being dominated or controlled, historically represented by a whip, which was used to drive slaves.
When a man dating a woman with whip lips has his girlfriend/wife overtly make a controlling gesture or demand, verbally or otherwise, friends in or near the occurrence often make a whipping sound, such as *Wha-chu*, immediately after said girlfriend is out of earshot to denote the fact she has whip lips.
Also jokingly referred to as Whipelipsy, a play on the disorder known as Epilepsy.
John: I'm going out on a date with Tina tomorrow.
Frank: Watch out man, that bitch has got whip lips.
Frank: Watch out man, that bitch has got whip lips.
by Canada Chris September 8, 2006
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