Kentucky Pancake

You’ll need someone old age for this to get that wrinkly pancake effect. Anyway the Kentucky Pancake is a famous sexual ceremony where maple syrup and crisped bacon is poured into a crack of an old folk. Propane is then sniffed to get that dizzy headache effect and you then proceed to motor boat the inside of the crevice.

- Woah man you made lovely Kentucky Pancake pancakes today thanks! My headache is absolutely killing me!

- Yeee well here in Kentucky us old folks do our community a favour for the tradition of our delicious home made Kentucky Pancakes! Best in the South, I’ll say!

by Officer Party Hard July 14, 2019

Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

Kentucky Sandusky

Verb. Opposite of whiskey dick. To sexually obliterate someone while listening to Country & sipping on Whiskey.

After Stage Coach, I am not going to lie, that guy Kentucky Sandusky’d me a new one. But, Willie Nelson & Jack Daniels would approve.

by vitello_90 November 18, 2019

Kentucky Logger

A sexual maneuver where one individual poops into another individuals butthole, usually via a short tube. The second individual then clenches their ass muscles in order to poop back into the first persons butt. This process can be repeated as many times as desired.

Me and Jason pulled a Kentucky Logger for about half an hour last night.

by xX420DaddyT69Xx November 28, 2019

Kentucky quickchange

When a someone puts in another dip while the current one is nearing the end of its life. Effectively having two lippers in at the same time as you pull the original dip out. A dipping equivalent to chain smoking.

Bro I just did a kentucky quickchange and I'm buzzing like a motherfu*ker

by zdbfdzfb December 4, 2019

Kentucky snow globe

Bottle of Kentucky bourbon whiskey that contains floating elements, such as flocking, cork fragments, char, or any other type of visible floating objects.

After my cork broke in my bottle of Pappy van Winkle, it is now the most beautiful Kentucky snow globe I have ever seen.

by Bourbon Hound December 7, 2019

Kentucky Nose-Job

The practice of sticking one’s penis in the others right or left nostril. The other will then try to say KFC’s slogan with their weird voice.

Him: Yeah, how’s that kentucky nose-job doing for ya!
Him/Her: oh it’s finger lickin good.

by EpicGoG December 13, 2019