I. J. Kelley

(ahy-vuhn; Russ. ee-vahn) (kel-ee),

1982 - Present, Landscape Architect, American Icon, and fashion trend setter; U.S. citizen; most notably credited with the invention of the popped-collar which to date has been responsible for nearly 7% of the entire GDP of the United States between the years of 2001 - 2005. Despite the undisputed economic gains which resulted from the initial jolt in sales of Polo shirts, respected economists both home and abroad are now tributing the economic collapse of 2008 to I.J. Kelley based on fundamental evidence indicating many homeowners began defaulting on their mortgages in order to divert personal income toward excessive numbers of "pop-able" collared shirts; Academy award for role in Waterworld 1993.

Oh man am I glad I followed in the footsteps of I. J. Kelley and started popping my collar, otherwise my neck would be getting uber sunburned right now!

by J. Fehr. November 12, 2010

Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

Hilary Keller

A gorgeous model that takes gothic pictures.

Damn did you see the new pictures of Hilary Keller online?

by Death_From_Above October 23, 2008

kally

the bestest friend you could ever ask for! she's like a sister, and will stand up for you whenever! i know i love my kally wally :) sheez mah big sis!!

Alicia: Delanie, don't you think Nina is a kally?
Delanie: Totally. She's so nice and pretty!

by iluvkally March 12, 2010

Kellerpedia

A game in which the player starts on the Helen Keller page on Wikipedia, then closes his or her eyes (ear coverings optional), and clicks blindly for one to five minutes, randomly navigating through Wikipedia by way of the internal links.

Man, I started Kellerpedia like a minute ago and now I know that 'chun fuji' is mandarin slang for a bad haircut!

by c0de_RED February 23, 2009

Kallyn

a very amazing girl that matches her looks in personality. Shes a lovable person and positive you'll not regret meeting her. She deserves alot and stupid catz teachers have to watch it!(: She been like this from birth and if you dont know her, get to know her(:

Have you met Kallyn? {no.......} O well Your lost because she one of the coolsest people you'll ever meet(:

by ernestoisfly? October 3, 2010

Kelley Armstrong

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.

The novels:

Bitten (2001)

Stolen (2002)

Dime Store Magic (2004)

Industrial Magic (2004)

Haunted (2005)

Broken (2006)

No Humans Involved (2007)

Personal Demon (2008)

Living with the Dead (2008)

Frostbitten (2009)

dude i love Kelley Armstrong! She's da best!

by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009